So Lost ends tonight. I have invested 6 years of my life in this (show is not adequate) phenomena, since the time I was 15 I have spent one night a week devoted to watching the show and the other 6 days researching the theories behind the show and thinking up my own. The show taught me everything I need to know in life, from how to be a con artist and give people humiliating nicknames, to the facts of life in animal cages. It was even educational in the Physics department teaching me all about electromagnetism; Not to mention all the literary aspects of the show, what with Sawyer reading Watership Down, Desmond waiting to read Our Mutual Friend, and Jacob reading Flannery O’conner. I could go on extolling LOST’s genius, but it’s almost 6, which means that the LOST interviews before the finale are about to begin. I’ll talk to you after the glorious finale and after the 3 alternate endings on Jimmy Kimmel, so guys, I will be watching with you all in heart. Don’t be afraid to cry. It’s only natural when your family passes away. I mean I did cook a round steak dinner for this big occasion tonight.
Oh cool, they just mentioned lost on the local Baton Rouge, Louisiana news. It’s such a big deal.